Yankees Opening Day.

I went to Yankees Stadium Opening day. I have never been. It wasn't that I felt uncomfortable, but I must admit, I've never seen so many white people go to the Bronx. Interesting. The subway ride wasn't your typical ride either. It was like a long line at Disney World, or Great Adventure. Everyone was excited. There was a buzz in the air, and I'm not just talking about the train or urine smell. Interesting. It's a Tuesday afternoon, and there are people in suits with Yankees hats, little kids who should be in school, pregnant woman in MATERNITY YANKEES wear at a stadium! Interesting. It was almost like I was witnessing a cult, a great, traditional, good ol'boy cult. Weird. There were people from every corner of the earth! Sooo excited to watch this game! Okay, it's got nine fucken chapters?! Innings! Whatever. Am I wrong? I'd so much rather get a manicure/pedicure..but I do like to watch those boys run around in tight pants. That is better then cable. I talked to some crazy fans for WWW.WNBC.COM Check it out! http://www.wnbc.com/sports/8623477/detail.html?taf=ny