My Interview with Damon Wayans.

So has been a productive year. Not only did I get a chance to perform on Comedy Central's Premium Blend, I got a chance to interview the host, Damon Wayans! I've dabbled with entertainment reporting before, but realized quickly it wasn't for me. Just can't see myself waiting outside for hours, leaning over a rope, sucking someone's ass for a sound byte. Can you? But this was a great opportunity - I got to visit the set before performing, have my interview be seen my millions of people (in my mind anyway) online, and meet MOTHA FUCKIN' DAMON WAYANS! When he walked into the room the first thing I noticed was how tall he was. Yes sa', he is a tall cup of coffee if ya know what I'm sayin.. (I don't know what I'm sayin..) I figured I'd ask him the hard, pressing questions that his fans have always wanted to know like "Chicken wings? Or Chicken tenders?" "Biggy or Tupac?" You get the idea. I couldn't do it. I couldn't break him! No laughing, smiling, heavy breathing, nada! It was super obvious, my homey da clown is NOT givin' me the funny unless there's a paycheck involved. Wow. Maybe I'll be like that 25 years from now. Yeah, prob. not. At the end of the interview, I asked him to rate it on a scale from 1 to 10. He said 3. On camera! So I looked in the camera and said, "YEAH! If 1 was the GREATEST!" Then I said "Man, I'm over you Marlon." Good times everyone. I hope Comedy Central will call again, cause I don't think Damon will anytime soon. Damon, if you're out there, I forgive you sweety. You can check out my interview w/Damon @ http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/premium_blend/index.jhtml and click on his lovely face.