R.I.P.

I ripped my jeans the other night, and it wasn't for the style ... I went to go sit down in a taxi, and my jeans ripped right by my crouch. It made a huge farting noise. The taxi driver looked at me like he was confused, well, so was I. I didn't tell him my jeans ripped. I would rather have him think I farted then ripped my jeans. Either way, I need a new pair of jeans and a very big hug.

Norah Jones? Jordin Sparks?

Seems like I can't go anywhere without someone saying I look like Jordin or Norah! Does every girl with curly hair and full lips look alike? Maybe some older hung-over version..shit.