So gross.

Right when I was about to eat dinner, i cut my broccoli and found a worm in it!!! So. GROSS. I'm not getting paid for this, but hello -- don't forget to wash your veggies!!! A. Worm. So much for trying to eat healthy.

Airplane Ride.

I was on a flight the other day. I was sitting next to a lady and her baby. The lady started sobbing. I asked if she was okay. She said she was getting a divorce and was leaving. I said I'd be moving my seat to 36C, if you'd like to talk that's where I'll be.