Monday, January 04, 2010

Wow, Bow Wow.

Aight, really? I spent the New Years in Holland, all the way across the ocean, and still managed to hear that Bow Wow (formerly lil bow wow, ha, heeello?) was drunk driving and lived to text about it. Um, Really? Is whatever you're doing really text worthy in the car? Let alone drunk!?

Im f**ked up!!! = I am drunk.
Y i drive the lambo = I am driving my lamborghini now. I should not be.
Chris might have to drive after next spot = As in, I'm driving it right now, while tweeting, and I'm so trashed I think I'll ask Chris Brown to drive next....


Um, yeah, doesn't Chris Brown have some more weeds to wack or some sh*t?

I'm not sure why this really bothers me so much... is that Lil Bow Wow grew up too quickly? Or that grown up Bow Wow was driving drunk? Or that he was hanging out with Chris Brown? Or that he has a twitter account? Or is that I know about it?

Pull ya pants up man.