Head over heels.

I love wearing heels, but sometimes, the don't love me back. If you're wearing heels, and you feel like your pinky toe has a heartbeat, you might wanna take your shoes off. -- And accept that you might be the type of girl who needs to rock flats or kitten heels. The sooner you learn that the happier you'll be! Some shoes aren't even made for walking. Guess you're just supposed to leave them on. Oh hell to the no.

RetroVision Media.

I did a show after I went on an impromptu hike at a friend's house. As a comic, you have to get off whatever is on your chest! (no pun) I didn't know that RetroVision Media was there taping..either way, I felt better! Don't judge.

"Buteaupia" (Boo-Toe-Pee-Yeah)

I recorded an album a couple of weeks ago. The taping was AMAZING. I performed for an hour, and it felt like 10 minutes. Seriously, I felt so after this taping I wanted to go bathing suit shopping. Shut up. The album will be out the beginning of October. It's gonna be so good it's bad! Aww, hell no.

Where it all started!

This year my mom turned 60, I made 30, & my parents reached 40 years of marriage! We had a crazy party in Miami. They're too cute! Dontcha' think?

Bloopers!

I was making a reel for the Home Shopping Network with some friends & made a boo boo. They didn't let it go...